international traveller that i am

had phone call confirming the flat on the royal mile in edinburgh is all ours, whilst standing in a supermarket queue in budapest

EG weapons grade cuteness

standing in check in queue
gamer starts humming the smurf song
I point out that as he is pink (its sunny in budapest, who knew), he can't be a smurf
he askes what he could be
I suggest a fraggle
he suggests a care bear
I point out he would be moving into the new flat by himself, and that he would have to get something tatto'd on his tummy, he might be getting dice at some stage so he would gamer care bear
he looks slight aghast at this notion and retorts with cthullu cultist care bear
'gotta snuggle you all'
I have images of said care bear and little cultist hoods etc
the conversation wanders off into my little pony territory.