If you are reading this

You are cordially invited of a surprise birthday party (30th) for
ALAN JACKSON
On APril 1, at 185/6 Canongate

This is a Top Secert Surprise Birthday, if you want to be in on the surprise bit let me know on joexnz@hotmail.com.
If you don’t, any time after nine is fine by me.

AND PLEASE DON’T TELL HIM

PS its also my birthday to

EDIT: Godamnit, yes its APRIL 1st, thanks guys