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Mar. 8th, 2005
the essay continues
Mar. 8th, 2005 04:23 pmFirst part done, 61 words over limit (1000)
second part I have 600 words (again need 1000)
will post it this week so you can all have a read.
On plus side have burnt two CD's called
ain't so Crowded in this House: Songs From NZ that don't have the Finn brothers in them.
Unfortunately I missed a couple of tracks (heavenly pop hit, why does love do this to me, room that echos and i'll say goodbye) but I got Glad I'm not a kenndy, OMC, poi E, Can't get enough, in the neighbourhood and System Virtue on there. I raided the top 100 kiwi songs, but forget my other CD, so nothing by the datsuns either.
I also reported my car vandal to the cops, who as expected didn't really have much they could do about it.
on minus side
I still have to spell check, write up footnotes and bibliography my essay
and the alertness in a can I bought yesterday is a diet one (yeck yeck yeck)
also there are hardly any chocolate crackles left to take round to stevens tonite for CSI, but still have enough chocolate to experiment with making, fiery chocolate crakles in the weekend (just need some more dark chocolate), paprika and jalepno's with your cornflakes anyone??
second part I have 600 words (again need 1000)
will post it this week so you can all have a read.
On plus side have burnt two CD's called
ain't so Crowded in this House: Songs From NZ that don't have the Finn brothers in them.
Unfortunately I missed a couple of tracks (heavenly pop hit, why does love do this to me, room that echos and i'll say goodbye) but I got Glad I'm not a kenndy, OMC, poi E, Can't get enough, in the neighbourhood and System Virtue on there. I raided the top 100 kiwi songs, but forget my other CD, so nothing by the datsuns either.
I also reported my car vandal to the cops, who as expected didn't really have much they could do about it.
on minus side
I still have to spell check, write up footnotes and bibliography my essay
and the alertness in a can I bought yesterday is a diet one (yeck yeck yeck)
also there are hardly any chocolate crackles left to take round to stevens tonite for CSI, but still have enough chocolate to experiment with making, fiery chocolate crakles in the weekend (just need some more dark chocolate), paprika and jalepno's with your cornflakes anyone??
Pointless filler
Mar. 8th, 2005 04:47 pmPoints to Ponder
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I don't do drugs. At my age I get the same effect just standing up fast.
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I have stayed alive.
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? (JC- if life is a Microsoft product, well think about it for a minute)
Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I don't do drugs. At my age I get the same effect just standing up fast.
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I have stayed alive.
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? (JC- if life is a Microsoft product, well think about it for a minute)
Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.